I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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