what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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