Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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