Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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