Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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