he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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