I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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