wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
