You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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