in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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