How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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