I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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