who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
