was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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