Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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