ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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