did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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