So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I supernannyed him into submission
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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