I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
