erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
please don't ironically join a cult
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