oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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