how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think my moral compass just broke
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
My life is pants optional.
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