i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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