I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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