The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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