i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
