the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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