I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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