Heybabeimwearingurpanties
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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