we're blogging at a bar
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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