I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
