I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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