I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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