Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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