Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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