i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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