That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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