Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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