the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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