Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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