Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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