You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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