She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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