Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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