JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Someone shattered a urinal.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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