I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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