The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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