i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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