spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
