I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Alive.
So much puke
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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