New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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