how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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