man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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