Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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