my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
